Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
if you say you love disney you instantly become like 112% more attractive to me
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
i dont ever want to get older than 25
i will literally recognise a fall out boy song within the first 1.5 seconds of it playing, but as soon as you ask me what the name of the song is, I WILL NOT KNOW.
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
I have magic hair that glows when I sing. W h a t ?